Bad fucking clan
Fuck victory... we lose here! -{bfc} Poojers 2024
| bad fucking clan |
|---|
 "da beest clun everz flage!" - {bfc} Poojers |
| Full Name bad fucking clan |
| Motto Victory is the next step to failure! |
| Abbreviation bfc |
| Type Joke Clan |
| Status Active |
| Years Active 2023-present |
| Geographical Information |
| Capital bfc propaganda server |
| Region sandbox region |
| People, Ranks and Relations |
| Heads of State {bfc} Poojers |
| Members 1 |
| Military Branches 1 |
| Alliances -20 |
bfc, once capitalized and never again, is a joke clan created by {bfc} Poojers, who fights extremely unfairly (mainly to himself). The clan started as an experiment, to see if you could hire a bunch of horrible players in a clan and win a war.
Once {bfc} Poojers realized there aren't enough players with low skill to put into a full clan, he decided to make it a joke clan. bfc was formed around June of 2023.
{bfc} Poojers creation[edit | edit source]
{bfc} Poojers was actually made in a lab, by 3 scientists, their plans were to create the superhuman or whatever, bfc standing for "big fucking conehead", soon to be renamed "bad fucking clan" by {bfc} Poojers once he started venturing off of G-Room.
the scientists were really careless and accidentally dumped an entire gallon of gasoline and threw a match onto him directly after he was created, making a big fire which burned down the entire facility. {bfc} Poojers survived this fire, with little to no marks on him.
bfc vs. UAF(?)CSR(?)ORV(?)NAL(?) Rebrandia war[edit | edit source]
During 9/7/2023, bfc was capitalized, worst mistake of bfc's lifetime.
Also during 9/7/2023, the first attack on Mojave happened, which had been full of admin abuse from rebrandia, a term coined for any clan made by scanty. Also notably, scanty was using an ESP to find {bfc} Poojers throughout the fight, instead of fighting normally.
Once scanty banned {bfc} Poojers falsely from his server, bfc decided to make completely fair, and readable war regulations, which scanty didn't agree to, therefore ending the war.
bfc war
Bad handwriting translates to: scanty vs. bfc war regulations; bfc wins all da time no matter what. if scanty doesn't sign he loses bfc war and that is highly inadvised
scanty responded with "You're laughing NOW!!!", which means he didn't sign, and therefore its a bfc victory.
War might continue I dont fucking know...
Important events[edit | edit source]
The Parmesan war[edit | edit source]
Once upon a real time, there were 2 city-states in greece called Athens and Sparta. Athens and Sparta were complete rivals, and if going from Athens to Sparta is like entering a mirror dimension. In Athens, it was a democracy. In Sparta, it was a clusterfuck of three government types, Oligarchy, Monarchy, and Democracy. Women couldn't vote in Athens, but women could do whatever men could do in Sparta. Slaves in Athens had to do hard tasks, but had lots of freedom. Slaves were treated HORRIBLY in Sparta, getting whipped and possibly even killed. Athens learning was so that you could be a good citizen, Sparta learning was so you could be a good warrior. Spartans were brought back to home on their shields if they died. Then one day, a new city-state appeared which took up the entirety of america called BFC, or Bad Fucking Continent, BFC was lead by a man named [BFC] Pooters, not to be confused with {bfc} Poojers. Despite the name, BFC was actually the most free free could get. One day, [BFC] Pooters sailed to greek and then got angry at Athens and Sparta both. [BFC] Pooters decided he would declare war on Greek, due to hating on Athens and Sparta. Athens had to vote on the war first and this is when [BFC] Pooters struck. He grabbed a rocket launcher and exploded the entire party of voters, the women were easier because they were extremely soft, so he just punched them in the face. The true challenge came when [BFC] Pooters had to fight Sparta. [BFC] Pooters luckily had a gun, which fared quite well against greeks wonky spears. Later BFC had to fight the Persian wars, as the Parmesan war was placed right near the end of the Persian wars. Now in present day, BFC rebranded to bfc, and now only fights in the sandbox region instead of the real world.
Creation of bfc propaganda server[edit | edit source]
Post creation of bfc propaganda server had bfc's leader, {bfc} Poojers, needing to scout for servers to turn into bfc propaganda servers. {bfc} Poojers not having any power to actually change the servers himself, {bfc} Poojers went into suggestions of many servers, searching for the one special server that would change to be the bfc propaganda server he wanted. {bfc} Poojers wasn't gonna do this til the end of time though, in fact, he got bored of searching and instead found a better way to do it. {bfc} Poojers grabbed lava straight from the volcano and threw it into the water, making the great bfc island, known as bfc propaganda server today. the server was relatively small, usually playing on construct.
End of bfc propaganda server[edit | edit source]
a couple of months after {bfc} Poojers made bfc island, he didnt really take in what power it'd take to keep clear of crashing. The King of Arthurs came on and spammed potato launchers causing the server to crash, and The King of Arthurs left forever, the island only got a slight indent. Then the great forces of Childeration came and crashed the server by leaving lots of his wooden cars around. Later on, the island was drowned because of the S.S. Minge dropping near the island.
The loss of the worst server ever[edit | edit source]
bfc unknowingly colonized a server, causing the local Shitsville nation (also known as the [CUM] clan) to start a war. bfc lost the server, making bfc's only real server gone. this loss was mainly due to russian roulette failure. bfc now having no colonies, might need to resort to anarchism, which would suck because then {bfc} Poojers wouldn't be telling himself what to do and be referred to as the king or monarch or tyrant or emperor or potentate and instead {bfc} Poojers would be crowned as a CITIZEN.
bfc saved by Sootism[edit | edit source]
Soot, otherwise known as Bruh21 (20 September 2020 – 16 July 2022) was a dangerous, hateful, alt-right conspiracy theorist and creator of the sharty. Soot ruled the site for 2 years until he was assassinated at the hands of an NSS agent. Soot, as of March 15th 2024, has been a major figure of bfc's religion
196.69 radio station[edit | edit source]
196.69, otherwise known as the "Fuck N***** Radio Station 196.69" is an extremely racist radio station where they talk about hating black people and get calls regularly by black people. {bfc} Poojers has been heard to run the Fuck N***** Radio Station 196.69, and {bfc} Poojers gratefully agrees to running and funding 196.69, and only participates with the radio host 2 times a month.
bfc skibidi sandbox colonization[edit | edit source]
bfc, once losing their old capital, worst server ever, decided they needed to colonize, and branch out into a new sandbox server called "skibidi sandbox" {bfc} Poojers, once joining "a skibidi sandbox server" said "scanty, more like panty..." and the a skibidi sandbox server natives said in response "oo oo aa aa we are monkeys oo oo we are going to let you colonize our territory oo oo aa aa"
Scunty Child Clan[edit | edit source]
XGGMAN who is an 11 year old baby shit-child is one of the many children in the Rebrandia shitholia. XGGMAN is a new, young, and stupid child that was shit out of his mothers asshole while she was taking a large shit, this happened on 7/3/2024. Scanty said he will only let you into his rebrandia shithole if you were 13 or older, I believe this was just a way of saying, "You will only be let in if you are 13 or younger". Then we have Corporal the First who is so shit at PvP that he plays on Atomic Networks and has actual fun there, whilst also not knowing how to move the turret on the tank. (Guide to using GG5 turret: press R to make your turret move, stupid Rebrandian shitchild that doesn't even know how to walk yet). Scanty also makes sure his tanks are made out of Duplo so his little toddler clannie children can see them. Sadly Duplo tanks dont work against Ultimate garry tanks, and scantys tanks get pinned from the front. Scanty also made the "if enemy leaves then we win!!!" policy because he loses by K:D everytime!!!
Narcissism[edit | edit source]
This section is dedicated to scanty 🥹🥹🥹
Members er something[edit | edit source]
Poojers, hot dog from sausage party, hot dog bun from sausage party, Justin Bieber, what is love, cobson, soot, poojers, cobson, soot, chud.
bfc tecknologiez[edit | edit source]
The Sled[edit | edit source]
da sled
Tables and shiet...[edit | edit source]
| Server name | Server status | Server region | Server IP |
|---|---|---|---|
| bfc propaganda server | Dead | Sandbox region | None |
| A Skibidi Sandbox server | Alive | Sandbox region | None |