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After NAL (National Assault Legion) failed, Scanty would then rebrand to UAF.

The original goals of the clan were:

  • To be territorial as possible and attack everyone who came our way.
  • Defend the beloved home server, Mojave.
  • Target and kill furries (in the game).

This would also be the point in time where he would start recommending everyone to obtain cheats. Specifically wallhacks or ESP.

Battles[edit | edit source]

Against Clans[edit | edit source]

There would be a few HL2/m9k battles here and there with other clans, but nothing notable that I can remember.

When it came to battles with others clans it was mostly waiting around for something to happen (nothing would happen).

bfc Attack on Mojave[edit | edit source]

The {bad fucking clan} would start an attack on the home server, Mojave, which lead to Scanty to call on all UAF members to join and defend the server.

The fight was very boring and lame and Scanty would use a shitty ESP throughout the time fighting. Scanty has deleted the video of the (claimed) failed infiltration, but {bfc} poojers has made his response video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3NHPHjv_I0

Against Furries[edit | edit source]

1st Battle[edit | edit source]

The first battle would take place on Tokoyamis Furry Sandbox sometime in September 2023.

The battle would be UAF member bad_acid and some random kid (probably recruited off of Atomic Sandbox).

The battle would begin by bad_acid insulting the players for being mentally ill (being a furry or being gay), for playing all day on the server, not having a job, and not doing anything productive with their lives. This would slowly start to trigger the players and cause them to start going in PvP mode to target and kill bad_acid as well as trying to enlighten him how all of that is wrong.

Eventually the kid would leave (and never be seen ever again) and bad_acid would be stuck fighting against the server by himself and would start looking for players to help him. This would lead him to have some random furry and some dude named EDSHOT help him.

This would lead to (probably) the first time where the entire server would be in PvP mode battling in the underground of gm_functional_flatgrass where the furrys would hold up in the theatre room with spawn pads camping while the opposing force would be infiltrating.

The opposing force would have more furrys joining them for the sake of annoying the other side by using Wire Turrets, prop blocking their cameras, and killing them through the windows with snipers. This would make the holdout squad start calling for admins to ban 'the cheaters'.

After a while, the opposing force would push through the building and kill everyone and take over the building and claim victory. The holdout squad would claim the victory was invalid by the fact that the spawn pads in the upper room where not destroyed to which EDSHOT would say "nope. UAF victory.".

This would lead to EDSHOT joining the UAF clan.

2nd Battle[edit | edit source]

This would occur on the same server as the 1st battle around the same time.

The leadup to the battle would be EDSHOT trying to enter someone's base with the entire server telling him to fuck off and that everyone is allowed, but him.

After the base owner had crashed, EDSHOT would then proceed to claim heir to the base. Nxthing would also join, but not be affiliated with UAF yet.

Upon the original owner's return he would start to have a meltdown and start pinging the new admin on Discord which would end up getting EDSHOT jailed until he spent 15 minutes reading the rules.

Out of nowhere the rest of the UAF clan would then start joining with people starting to assume it was a server raid. Unfortunately, most UAF members where noobs who didn't know how to disable server downloads and only two people would sit through the downloads.

Scanty would then immediately notice that the m9k addon was not installed and would proceed to say "wow you dumb furry niggers dont even have m9k installed" over the microphone and would get permanently banned.

The rest of the "battle" would be watching and laughing at trolls joining being stupid since everyone would stay in build mode.

3rd and 4th Battle[edit | edit source]

The rest of the battles would take place on the Barkbox chill n' kill server sometime in Feburary 2024.

The first battle was a UAF victory with UAF having a higher K/D ration than everyone else and the other battle a failure as UAF was not able to infiltrate the mall.

Leaders[edit | edit source]

Scanty[edit | edit source]

The original leader would be Scanty.

Who would abandon the clan in late 2023 to create glorious Orvechia.

Also for anyone wondering why UAF is the (I think) first Scanty clan to have this anti-furry slant to it, it is because this was during the time that everyone had kept mocking him for his Twitter that contained some interesting drawings and as a coping mechanism he would claim something like "i've been brainwashed by furrys and have learned from my mistakes by becoming anti-furry" or some shit like that.

bad_acid[edit | edit source]

bad_acid would become the second leader during the UAF revival started by EDSHOT in 2024 who had wanted to start "a clan for fun".

The clan would die shortly after EDSHOT left due to problems with bad_acid's leadership.

Nxthing[edit | edit source]

Nxthing would be the last person in the UAF clan and after coming online a month later would see everyone gone and would claim himself as the new leader of UAF.

So far nothing has been done with the clan is so far in limbo.

Links[edit | edit source]

Steam Group by Scanty